monkeying around like a new york tourist….
today was the 4th day of being around my old stomping grounds….feeling energized i decided to drag my younger daughter along with me to head into the city ..of course monkey Cee and monkey Doo had to come along for the ride..and since this was their first time with us heading into the big apple they began to start monkeying around like a “new yawk ” tourist..first stop …food! any restaurant will do..there’s so many choices..but we love the edison hotel on 46th between 7th and 8th…ahh the matzo ball soup ..no bananas for our monkeys while we tour the city…
the main thing i did want to get was at least one photo with an actor…but that will have to wait till another day because we all wanted to do so many other things first…it never fails to amaze me how much fun tourists can be..they get so totally involved with you while you’re doing your own little “sight seeing”..that is, watching peoples reactions to our seemingly touristy antics.. and why not ?…when in rome do as the romans do…
here we are walking around with a big ass camera..and bags with props..taking photos as if we are seeing times square for the very first time..but only in new york can you get the city cops to pose with your monkeys…acting just like a tourist is the ticket to looking like the total fool and getting away with it…but once i open my mouth its like “the jig is up!”….only a real tourist asks …”so where are you from?????” i hold my head up high and proudly claim that i am a true blue new YAWKER..
do i really want to grab the naked cowboys ass…? not really ..but to watch all the different reactions of people that get to grab his jockey shorts is truly a sight to behold…so we showed him our monkeys but he refused to show us his….
just sitting around the times square area is a show of its own…it makes anyone feel like a star..god only knows how many compromising photos of me are lurking around out there..just take a look at what I’ve collected…
…..once you’re in a public place its like open season for candid camera…maybe thats why there are so many people incognito ……
all during the day we had to keep Monkey Cee and Monkey Doo out of trouble ..not an easy feat. we had to rescue them from city ghouls to skate boarding street thugs…
but by the end of the day…they slowly became a tourist attraction of their own..heh maybe i could put them out to work..it may even pay for our next trip up here….you will just have to keep tuning in to this blog…KIM KARDASHIAN…watch out !!! THERE ARE NEW MONKEYS IN TOWN…
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